White Rose Adventures

Email from Carl P Mayfield

Cindy and the Road Dogs,

Thank you for posting your CARL P. BE GONE piece. I miss you, all the
dogs and (with all due respect) the phone pigs. I truly appreciate
everyone who listened for 2 years or just 2 minutes. I thank Jeremy
and our program deflector Dave Gorab, truly the best I’ve worked with.
I honestly don’t know why Sirius made the format change, but i do know
‘all truck talk all the time’ is not for me. I wonder how many dogs
want 24 hrs a day of it without an occasional tune, a joke, current
events talk, in-studio musical guests, hell, we’re at war, sports, pop
culture , sex and The Presidential Election. I reckon you noticed I
put sex and politics together because a Clinton is in the race. not
that Hillary has sex, but Bill would be doing as he pleased with his
pants down to his knees.
Anyway, when I got the word about the format change I knew immediately
if I stayed I would not be doing my best work and that would be a
disservice to my trucking’ heroes and other listeners and I would be as
unhappy as a call from Chainsaw who drives the last known truck with
the interior freshly tricked with lead based paint. It’s like sniffin’
glue, thats why we never knew what the hell he was talkin’ about.
(lol) No, tell the Saw i miss him along with all the Road Dog’s. Ya’ll
took me on one hell of a ride and kindly shared with me very valuable
inside working knowledge of your industry. Well, everybody but Slider,
what a dumb-ass. Kidding Slider, you’re a good man. Thanks too to our
Canadian friends eh! do you know what Canadian Tire ‘Money’ is? the
first caller with the correct answer wins a pair of Road Dog dog tags.

I think the new guy is doing a great job, I know Jonesy (sp)
appreciates the foundation of loyal listeners that we built together
and i’m certain he’ll continue to build on it.

I’m working’ full-time as a highly tattooed and prison trained
technician at the new Nashville Peanuts Auto Parts Super Store and
Repair Center. Tell all the Road Dogs to stop by for free beer,
gambling’ in the back and the 25 beautiful Topless Counter Gals and
one ugly fat ass crack ho. You’ve probably seen his new billboards on
the twin ribbons of black asphalt, Peanuts exclusive parts policy, “If
It Breaks,You Get Both Parts”
may god bless you and thanks again,
carl p mayfield
HTAPTT Peanuts Auto Parts,Nashville