Trucker Pick-up Lines
But I have to tell ya’ll about one I got the other night. I was running south bound on I95 in Virgina with a tanker driver, Bayou Boy. We were having a good time talking and raising our “hate and discontent” on the CB. The miles were passing by and different drivers, from time to time, would chime in and it made it all made for a good ride and a good night.
After stopping for food and fuel at Ruther Glen, Va. we got back on the road. The traffic getting in and out of the truck stops that night was horrible and we got separated by a car hauler while getting out of the truck stop. Once on the big road, I gassed on it and went around the car hauler. Bayou Boy and I started talking again. A few miles down the road I hear this voice come across the radio and tell me that he wants to “scratch my umbilical cord”. I about ran off the road!! Bayou Boy told him that, that sounded nasty! I was still laughing so hard that I couldn’t speak. Several other drivers chimed in with their opinions of the comment and those of ya’ll that are drivers know how it went from there.
It was several mile before I could get a word in. When I did, I told the driver that he really needed to work on his pick-up lines. “That line is just not going to work.” Besides being disgusted at the line, I was laughing to hard to take it seriously. I am not sure if when learning English something got lost in the translation or what, (yes, he was not from the states!), but that is the funniest line about my belly button I have ever heard!
Needless to say, Bayou Boy and I got many laughs out of that line all the way to Mississippi!
